Tortures in Hell.

Just remembered something i want write about hell.

There was this story about a man that went to hell (Yalah, another hell story. I teremember when writing the previous blog).

The devil offered him 3 punishment to choose from.

In the first Door. The man saw a man lying on a bed full of nails. There was a board on his chest saying "Lying on Nail the rest of Eternity"

Wahh..... Mah Hou Thung??? He asked the devil.....
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Then off to the second door the man went...... and when he opend it... he saw a man standing on fire...... On the man's crouch hung a board saying "Standing on Fire for the rest of Eternity".


He saw the man... wah.. need to stand on fire the rest of my life ark.... Can really die.. How to tahan?

So now the devil mah open the third door loh......

There he saw something very funny... An old man was buried till neck in a pool of shit. What's odd is there is a cup of tea beside this old man.

So Hoh.... the man mah think la "This one at least busuk only, not painfull i think i can tahan all my life liddis gua"

OK.. so he mah close deal with the devil loh.... he say "I want the third door, the one with shit one, that one not so painfull"

So the devil mah ok loh..... And the man went in the third room and submerge himself in the Pool full of shit along with the old man. He was thinking loh "Ok ark..... smelly only ark... i can take this for the rest of eternity".

After 10 mins... a bell rang and the devil came in.
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"Ok!!! Tea time is over, continue your punishment!!!"

So the old man turn himself upsidedown with his leg up. On his leg was a board writing "Eat Shit for the Rest of Eternity" . =)

PS: Picture courtesy of "How things Work"