Banana Misses Malaysia..

Haih.. sien... workload so high, so many things to do... Pengsan... Pengsan.....

I miss my family, i miss my niece , i miss Malaysia, i miss LRT with humans, i miss traffic jam with humans...

Tortures in Hell.

Just remembered something i want write about hell.

There was this story about a man that went to hell (Yalah, another hell story. I teremember when writing the previous blog).

The devil offered him 3 punishment to choose from.

In the first Door. The man saw a man lying on a bed full of nails. There was a board on his chest saying "Lying on Nail the rest of Eternity"

Wahh..... Mah Hou Thung??? He asked the devil.....
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He dunno cantonese.


Then off to the second door the man went...... and when he opend it... he saw a man standing on fire...... On the man's crouch hung a board saying "Standing on Fire for the rest of Eternity".


He saw the man... wah.. need to stand on fire the rest of my life ark.... Can really die.. How to tahan?

So now the devil mah open the third door loh......

There he saw something very funny... An old man was buried till neck in a pool of shit. What's odd is there is a cup of tea beside this old man.

So Hoh.... the man mah think la "This one at least busuk only, not painfull i think i can tahan all my life liddis gua"

OK.. so he mah close deal with the devil loh.... he say "I want the third door, the one with shit one, that one not so painfull"

So the devil mah ok loh..... And the man went in the third room and submerge himself in the Pool full of shit along with the old man. He was thinking loh "Ok ark..... smelly only ark... i can take this for the rest of eternity".

After 10 mins... a bell rang and the devil came in.
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"Ok!!! Tea time is over, continue your punishment!!!"

So the old man turn himself upsidedown with his leg up. On his leg was a board writing "Eat Shit for the Rest of Eternity" . =)

PS: Picture courtesy of "How things Work"

Power of Foreign Exchange.

(Eilzabeth Hurley... my Fav Devil)

Have u heard of the joke of Heaven and Earth? Here's how it goes.

A man died and went to the gates of heaven. There was an angel there and their conversation goes something like this :

Angel : Where would you want to go ? Heaven or Hell?
Dead Man : Hmmm, can i have a tour of the both before i decide?
Angel: Sure..... Sure.....

So the man first went to hell for a day to visit the place. All his old friends was there, looking healthy and wearing branded clothes and all. They had a party with him all night and he was really happy being the star of the party.

Then the next morning, he went to heaven. There he saw his old uncle Ben, Aunt Marta and they talked to him about life for the whole day.

The next day, he went to meet the angel again. And :
Angel : Have you decided where would you want to spend your eternity? Heaven or Hell.
Dead Man: Since Hell is much more fun.. i ll go there~~!!

So down to hell the man went For Eternity. But when he got there, all his friends was infested with deseases and their clothes were all torn. The was shocked and asked what happened?

They answered - That was the condition of hell when we wanted to get u here. Now that we got you here, this is the actual scenario.

------- this is exactly what happen to us in KUWAIT... niaseng!! i lost RM600 -RM800 because one idiot was to "confused" and didnt tell us anything at all. STUPIDD!!!! YOU PAY ME BACK MY PSP !! Niaseng!! Harmgarling